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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
I swear that logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
If she can cook like her mother and drink like her father, she`s a keeper.
Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
I love you more than I hate everyone else.
I ate gummy bears and didn`t bite off their heads or make screaming noises as they entered my mouth and I think this means I`m an adult now.
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
I just made an emergency survival kit. You know, for emergencies. It looks like all my other kits, but don`t be fooled; this one is red and has more liquor.
I want to live in a world where it’s never too late for breakfast food and never too early for pizza.