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They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
Screw getting an alarm system. I`ve seen Home Alone, I know what to do.
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
I`m great in bed....i can sleep for days.
I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?
Let this be known as my Living Will. I do not wish to be cremated. If the Zombie Apocalypse happens I would like to be a part of it.
It was so cold out today i actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?