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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
If I didn`t procrastinate, I probably wouldn`t do anything at all.
Went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn`t find any
I`m not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me "2mer is B-9, woot!"
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
Depression is just your body`s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
"Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
I just saw a 3D printer at the UPS store. It`s kind of cool, but I won`t be impressed until it can print snacks...
It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
There’s a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the “close this ad” button.
I`m having an out of money experience.