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Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
According to the squirrel riding a unicycle in my kitchen, I may have taken too much sleep medication.......
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
Money can`t buy happiness, but somehow it`s a lot better to cry in a Mercedes than it is to cry on a bike...
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
Bitch, I grew up on the streets!!...Yes, it was Sesame
Oh the weather outside is frightful, And this booze is damn delightful
When I die I want someone to play that little death jingle from Mario Bros at my funeral.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.