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The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
lol I rotfl
Next time you’re asked “What’s Up” respond “A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.”
Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie.
If the wicked witch of the west melts in water ... How did she bathe?
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
When someone wants to talk behind your back, FART!
I want to live in a world where it’s never too late for breakfast food and never too early for pizza.