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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
This is why my kids dont take me places anymore ... Waitress: “Do u have any questions about the menu?” Me: ” Yes, What kind of font is this?”
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness".
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
That moment when being uncool, is cool
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could`ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.