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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to simply ignore you.
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
Life isn`t a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are you are going to walk home barefoot.
Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.
Pretty much always 3-5 seconds away from just laying down wherever I am.
Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
The best thing about smartphones is that you don`t have to refold maps anymore.
QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!