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I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
Ever have to poop and your abdominals start to relax just as you near the toilet, and then you notice that `Out of Order` sign or the empty toilet paper dispenser?
If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.
I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!
You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”