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I’ve made some mistakes I wish I could make again.
10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
As a man I am so thankful I don`t have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
I don`t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He`s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
For someone who can`t put on a pair of socks without falling over, I sure do manage to get a lot done every day.
I just had a threesome in the shower with Johnson and Johnson.
I like to think all pizzas are personal pizzas.
The cashier at this self checkout is horrible.