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I`m only a morning person on December 25th
I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something.
All my bills say "outstanding", I guess that means I`m good to go!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded and there you are @ my place!
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.