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And then her mood ring just...exploded
Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
I had a Dr. appointment this morning. He asked me how many beers I drink. I held out my hand and said this one is only my 4th, I`ll call you back later with the total.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
I can keep a secret… It’s all the other people I tell it to who can’t.
My reaction to stepping in dog sh!t is identical to me logging onto Facebook