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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they`re usually too busy working.
Is there another word for synonym?
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn’t even know I was driving.
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me...