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Never trust a skinny chef
That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I`m starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
make little things count. teach midgets math.
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
Your name should be Gelette because you`re the best a man can get
If Iām not eating Iām most likely not happy.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start.
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more that throwing them a surprise party.
Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.