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Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called “Identity Theft”.
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
I`m so pissed right now! I`m about to open a can of... Wait…WTF??!! Since when did they start putting child-proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass? A little help please...
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
There’s gotta be a better use for the part of my brain that remembers every word to “Baby Got Back.”
This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.