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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew..
Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
You`re probably wondering how I post so much while maintaining a loving marriage and two amazing kids. The key is neglect.
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
People say that 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over didn`t agree.
If your friends don`t make fun of you, they`re not really your friends.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
The NFL has hired their first female referee ... She will be throwing flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
Vaginas are like the weather. When it`s wet, it`s time to go inside.
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.