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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
I wish some people`s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
So apparently RSVP`ing back to a wedding invite `maybe next time` isn`t the correct response
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
How does anything EVER get done at the bubble wrap factory??
My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
Dear whoever is playing sweet child o` mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.