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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights.
I could really go for a beer and a million dollars.
If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
Before Walmart, you had to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.
“Check that sh!t out” luckily rarely refers to actual sh!t.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.
Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
Today is National Fritters Day. I don`t know what that means, so I just went naked today. Gotta be something like that.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
“I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.