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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
Note to self... next time my wife asks what`s on tv, don`t say dust
I`m just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven`t worked out all the bugs yet.
I don`t lift so maybe I`m wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
All I’m saying is you don’t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Pilot...but apparently I was too young.
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullsh!t.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!