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Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
I’m tired of things costing money.
Always be yourself, unless you suck…and if you suck you should try being more like me.
Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it.
The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don`t want to see a lot of it...
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I`m impecunious.