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Which wine goes best with more wine?
"10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You`re Going Straight to Hell" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
Mom: You haven`t moved since I left 5 hours ago? Me: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from!!???
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO
If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?
Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.