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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
I`ve considered changing career paths and becoming a demolitions expert, but then I hear the education may cost me an arm and a leg.
Similarities between BRA and BAR 1. Both have similar letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. When both opened men go crazy "prove me wrong"
I got drunk last night and my house wasn`t where I left it.
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
I fake my LOLs
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.
Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie