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Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
If you can´t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don´t know where you are.
I`d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I`ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don`t (you know why).
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
Adding “and sh!t” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.”
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
When I say I can cook, I mean I can melt cheese on stuff.
If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.