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Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever`s password I`m using has got to be pissed!
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck. But through hard work and perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Some of my best memories are naps.
When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!”
I bet someone could get really rich opening a business that untangles Christmas lights!
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasn´t been up a stripper´s butt"
I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"