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When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
I`ve just been hit in the head with a werthers, and I thought........... That`s original!!!
My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don`t have to shovel snow this weekend.
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here.