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Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
Ice cream is clearly God`s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
I`m so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
A police officer just knocked on my door to tell me my dogs were chasing kids down the road on bikes.. Umm.. My dogs don`t even own bikes?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?
Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…