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Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
Next time you’re asked “What’s Up” respond “A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.”
When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
I don`t understand fat homeless people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
If you eat doughnuts fast enough your Fitbit thinks you`re walking.
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.