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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. You choose your own adventure.
Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
Some young men are like bottles of wine. They need to be tended to carefully & given time to mature; which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
I thinking about how im disgusted by holding a gas pump but yet, I have no problem drinking my beer from a cup that ten other people drank out of, and a backwash covered ping pong ball was just thrown into it after hitting a dirty a$$ garage floor??
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.