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some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
My husband is not allowed to help with math anymore. Apperently 4 = 6.5 in his reality.
If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I`m very skilled at shooting aliens this way
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
They`ve been farting with my facebook again. It`s like the old days when the the girl you woke up with wasn`t the one you went to bed with.
That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
I`m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.