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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald`s stops serving breakfast.
A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid on the same night. dont ask me why.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose vodka.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
I would offer moral support ... But my morals are questionable.
I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
Just once, I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f*ck..."
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing