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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I don`t really want to make bad choices; but I`m always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
I took out an ad for a girlfriend recently and 10 guys tried to give me theirs.
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
BEFORE I GET DRUNK, NAKED,THROWN IN JAIL AND LOOSE MY DAMN PHONE. *HAPPY NEW YEAR.
More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.
I`m ABSOLUTELY positive I`d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.