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There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
Let`s party like there`s no tomorrow and call in sick if there is one.
Saying “sounds good” is probably the nicest way to abruptly end a conversation.
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he`s fired!!
drinks well with others.