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If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
I`m never free but I`m available.
Word for today: Dipshidiot
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it`s fixed and finally cool, you leave.