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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
The doctor said I need to drink more whiskey....Oh, by the way... I`m calling myself "the doctor" now.
Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
So does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won`t share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is.