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Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
Does "Can I take your order?" sometimes mean "Let`s start a new life together" or am I reading too much into this?
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
My dog can`t hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away
Sometimes I think my job is actually a hidden-camera game show where they see how much absurd bullshit I’ll put up with before I catch on.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
I`d like to thank the bars for being there for me.
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more that throwing them a surprise party.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don`t know Netflix exists."