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Years ago, my girlfriend said, “It’s me or the beer!” I wonder how she doing…
I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
I just blew all my party money on bills again
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I`m going to visit.
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I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...