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Partying on my level requires years of training.
All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
I`m glad I know sign language. It`s pretty handy.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
Blacking out when you’re drunk is god’s way of telling you that it’s none of your business what you do when you’re drunk.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"