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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
You do realize everyone can see your status right?
Let`s start by taking some notes today. I`m fabulous bitches! Write that down.
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
Don`t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I don`t think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we`re both pointing at the same tornado.
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i can slap eight people @ once!
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?