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"I have almost $67 in the bank!" sounded a lot more impressive when I was 12.
Receptionist: "The doctor will see you now." Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
I wish I could google the things I’ve misplaced.
Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..
Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed.
My daughter exclaims "Cheers!" before she takes a drink of juice. So no, actually, I am NOT looking forward to parent - teacher conferences.
Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
I don’t know how your day is going, but I just got lucky on the couch! Yep, I found a dollar!
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
I play hard to get along with.