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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
My relationship is mostly me apologizing for saying something super bada$$ and hilarious
Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
Save water, shower together.
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.