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I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
The worst part of being naked is not having pockets.
A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
Spice up your Facebook experience by making your status updates your google searches.
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person ... apparently they call that stalking.
1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?