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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife someone wakes me up.
That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What’s the answer to this question?
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
Do these people in movies who wander off into the woods alone at night not watch movies?
Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
I’m glad to know that we will never have to worry about a lack of weathermen. I mean, I know at least a couple dozen on Facebook.