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I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but Iβm going to be too busy sitting on mine
i only drink on days that end with y
Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Google maps should have a βScenic!β route option for when weβre not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour, teach him how to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?