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Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
Just found a hole in my sock and now I`m worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
I couldn`t help but notice that I would like to have sex with you more frequently!
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
There`s nothing like hearing the laughter of a baby. Unless it`s 1AM and you`re home alone.
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them to Starbuck’s in the morning.
If the liquor store didn`t want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window.
I rather read the software license agreement for my computer than some peoples Facebook status drama on my newfeeds