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Somehow I thought growing up would involve more than staring at my phone
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Iād like to hang out, but that would get in the way of me being home and doing absolutely nothing.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
you know that awkward moment when you think someone`s talking to you so you reply to them and then they look over at you with that disgusted facial expression that says "wtf ..no"
If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
Time to walk the cow and milk the dog, Happy Hump Day!
If you put a "Student Driver" sign on top of your car, Nobody will ever suspect you of drunk driving.
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.