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I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
Life would be a lot easier if employers accepted excuses like “I’m sorry I can’t come into work today, I’m sleepy”
How does one get a nice body without moving?
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
Coffee : Starter fluid for the morning impaired.
It isn`t a successful BBQ until an intoxicated idiot runs face first into a sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
“Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
Lets just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
“I’m going to be a little bit late” -people that are going to be very late