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More food should come with prizes inside it.
You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
Well I didn`t know that minding my own business becomes part of your business to mind
Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
Here’s the thing about work: I really don’t feel like doing any.
Walmart: Because where else in the world can you pay $50 to have your oil changed by someone with a GED, find a sized 46H bra, or run the risk of being filmed live on location with the men and women of law enforcement on your way out the door.
Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re ignorant and make bad decisions.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
When will they start calling marijuana dispenseries grass stations?
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo`s show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it`s Halloween because our family reunion was in July....