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Instead of cleaning my house I just watch an episode of hoarders and think " Wow my house looks great"
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don`t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Maybe one day a loooong time ago a kid decided to play hide and seek with his pet Bigfoot but just didn`t explain the game properly.
First thing I do when I realize I’m lost…turn the radio down.
A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
If you never jumped from sofa to sofa as a kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.