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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
Aren`t you too fat to be this rude?
The sperm bank is overpriced to store my stuff so if you come over, don`t use the cloudy ice cubes from the tray labelled "Future Champions"
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.