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You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
I hope I die alone. I mean, you`d have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.
If I ask my dad to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It`s the button on the left!"
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
That awkward moment when Adele finds someone like me
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
there is no strong beer, only weak men
Someday, the time I waste deciding what to watch on Netflix will be shorter than the actual time watching it
My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
It`s scientifically proven that stress is caused by giving a f*ck.
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."