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Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
Dear American Express, can you raise my debt ceiling?? Thx, bro.
There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
It`s the little things in life that count, like pills.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)