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Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight ...Eat them too..!
Just because you have a beard doesn`t mean you`re a man. Last time I checked vaginas can grow hair too.
Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you and your motivational crap is far away
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take a moment and make that sh!t perfect.
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
I say if you can`t come up with anything nice to say then post it on Facebook.
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
I sometimes get road rage just pushing a shopping cart though a grocery store!
Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?